Even real stone becomes a disaster with sloppy work. Here’s how to spot amateur fabrication before it costs you thousands:
1. Seams From Hell: The Telltale Sign of Laziness
Good seams disappear. Bad seams scream "cheap contractor":
- Gaps wider than a credit card (should be hair-thin).
- Mismatched patterns (veins that don’t flow across slabs).
- Epoxy globs (yellowed, lumpy filler oozing out).
- Why it matters: Gaps trap water, grease, and crumbs → mold fest under your counter.
PS Countertops Nightmare: "We tore out ‘granite’ with 1/4" seams filled with caulk. Rot had eaten the cabinets—$8k repair."
2. Edges That Chip if You Breathe On Them
Ragged, sharp, or unpolished edges = brutal cost-cutting:
- Micro-chips along the edge (sign of dull blades or rushed handling).
- Uneven polish (matte spots next to glossy areas).
- Over-polished "wavy" edges (softens the stone’s structure).
Test it: Run your fingernail along the edge. It should glide like glass—never catch or snag.
3. Sink Cutouts That Look Drunk
A botched sink cutout ruins function and hygiene:
- Jagged curves (like a toddler cut it with safety scissors).
- Gaps >1/16" around the sink (water seeps into cabinets).
- Sharp 90-degree corners (stress points that crack).
Red flag: If the sink "rattles" when tapped, it wasn’t templated right.
4. The "Slope of Doom": Your Countertop Shouldn’t Drain
Water pooling? Crumbs rolling into corners? Unlevel counters are a hidden epidemic:
- Test: Place a marble on the surface. If it rolls >1", demand a redo.
- Why it happens: Rushed templating or shoddy cabinet leveling.
- Consequence: Water stains, appliance instability, and cracked seams.
5. Adhesive Overdose: The Epoxy Nightmare
Excess adhesive isn’t just ugly—it’s a ticking bomb:
- Yellowed epoxy bleeding from seams (attracts stains).
- Cloudy resin patches on the surface (hides cracks or filler).
- Bubbles in the glue line (weakens the bond).
PS Countertops Rule:Even real stone becomes a disaster with sloppy work. Here’s how to spot amateur fabrication before it costs you thousands: 1. Seams From Hell: The Telltale Sign of Laziness Good seams disappear. Bad seams scream "cheap contractor": Gaps wider than a credit card (should be hair-thin). Mismatched patterns (veins that don’t flow across slabs). Epoxy globs (yellowed, lumpy filler oozing out). Why it matters: Gaps trap water, grease, and crumbs → mold fest under your counter. PS Countertops Nightmare: "We tore out ‘granite’ with 1/4" seams filled with caulk. Rot had eaten the cabinets—$8k repair." 2. Edges That Chip if You Breathe On Them Ragged, sharp, or unpolished edges = brutal cost-cutting: Micro-chips along the edge (sign of dull blades or rushed handling). Uneven polish (matte spots next to glossy areas). Over-polished "wavy" edges (softens the stone’s structure). Test it: Run your fingernail along the edge. It should glide like glass—never catch or snag. 3. Sink Cutouts That Look Drunk A botched sink cutout ruins function and hygiene: Jagged curves (like a toddler cut it with safety scissors). Gaps >1/16" around the sink (water seeps into cabinets). Sharp 90-degree corners (stress points that crack). Red flag: If the sink "rattles" when tapped, it wasn’t templated right. 4. The "Slope of Doom": Your Countertop Shouldn’t Drain Water pooling? Crumbs rolling into corners? Unlevel counters are a hidden epidemic: Test: Place a marble on the surface. If it rolls >1", demand a redo. Why it happens: Rushed templating or shoddy cabinet leveling. Consequence: Water stains, appliance instability, and cracked seams. 5. Adhesive Overdose: The Epoxy Nightmare Excess adhesive isn’t just ugly—it’s a ticking bomb: Yellowed epoxy bleeding from seams (attracts stains). Cloudy resin patches on the surface (hides cracks or filler). Bubbles in the glue line (weakens the bond). PS Countertops Rule: "Epoxy should be invisible. If you see it, they failed."